If You See Ganon On Tinder, You've Gotta Swipe Right

You never know what you might find when you’re looking for love. Twitter user @siegvat was poking around Tinder when they came across an interesting fellow…(new Image()).src = 'https://capi.connatix.com/tr/si?token=995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c&cid=872d12ce-453b-4870-845f-955919887e1b'; cnx.cmd.push(function() { cnx({ playerId: "995c4c7d-194f-4077-b0a0-7ad466eb737c" }).render("79703296e5134c75a2db6e1b64762017"); }); https://twitter.com/embed/status/580397929824927745 Here’s how Ganon’s profile reads: “Looking for a princess that makes me Tingle. Horses Minions Fear mongering Killing sages Toppling kingdoms Transforming into horrible monsters I don’t do dick picks…but I do sword pics 7’6” Yeah, all yono rummy that sounds about y1 games latest right. What’s he up to, anyway? “I’m mostly tied up with diplomatic talks. It’s easier when they betdog surrender but more fun when they don’t. The discussion is terribly dry though. I’m tindering under the table.” Amazing. A social network has reached a tipping point when people start roleplaying on it, and Tinder’s made it. Congratulations, Tinder! You can reach the author of this post at [email protected] or on Twitter at @patrickklepek